vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Reblogged from renchan-x)

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(Reblogged from pizza)

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

(Reblogged from pizza)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Reblogged from cocaine-and-insulin)

(Source: zerostatereflex)

(Reblogged from weallcaretolittle)

eccentricat:

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

where is the rest of his body

(Reblogged from fr0ttagecheese)
(Reblogged from collegehumor)

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

(Reblogged from heartlessthedarkness)

kardashy:

its impossible to watch this and be sad

(Reblogged from adultnapped)

compliment:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(Source: giggle)

(Reblogged from pizza)

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

(Reblogged from moderatelyexcitedatthedisco)

volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: jaidefinichon)

(Reblogged from cocaine-and-insulin)

heckacute:

I like to make people feel bad for me by telling them that I spent my last three birthdays in the hospital. I wasn’t sick or anything, but I don’t tell them that. I’m just a surgeon who likes making people feel bad for me. 

(Reblogged from moderatelyexcitedatthedisco)

meoplelikepeople:

When I have kids, the rule is going to be, ‘you can be whatever you want to be; a doctor, an artist, a stay-at-home-mom, a stripper, a monk. You can be gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, straight and everything in between. You can be a UU, Christian, Hindu, Ba’hai, Atheist, Questioning, whatever. You can be any gender you want, just tell me, and I will support you. But the minute I hear about you bullying someone, we’re going to have a serious problem.’

(Reblogged from weallcaretolittle)

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

(Reblogged from southern-feminism)