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(Source: teen-wolf)

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kevynlovestod:

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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I spent the first five years of my life watching my sister die from cancer. It’s not fun. It’s not cute. She DIED, not just from the cancer’s till but because the treatments were so harsh. It was devastating to see her struggle and go through so much pain. Even at a young age I could tell that it was horrible. Why would anyone wish that on themselves let alone someone else so they can have a “cute” love. That’s not romantic. That’s fucking bullshit. Love is wishing it on yourself so a loved one didn’t have to go through that. I spent so many years thinking that it should have been me. If you want romance take your boyfriend somewhere nice and appreciate the life you fucking have with him without the negatives. Don’t wish cancer on yourself or anyone else. Ever.

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runyoucleverboyandremember:

"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"

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(Source: coordinatornarvin)

(Reblogged from rupaulogy)
  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon
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benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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amewesing:

This is so important

I think out this all the time

(Source: lizgillies)

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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wicked-pissahh:

spilled-weed:

pornstache is giving me heart palpitations

His nose and his eyes are like squished together. He looks like a facially compressed/squished faced Matthew Mcconaughey.

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wholock-r-a-dorkiplier:

obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

harry potter is spiderman?

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landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

(Source: landorus)

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putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

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intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

(Reblogged from bowlofwilson)

sonicbny:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

Long before bedside alarm clocks were invented, penises evolved to act as rudimentary sundials.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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