Stop pretending this is worth the memories.

My name is Tracey. I'm twenty-three and from Michigan. I don't like much anymore but I'm trying to change that.

May 20

theplaidlad:

thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis:



What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

theplaidlad:

thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis:

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What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

(via momentohumilitas)


“If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.

If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.

If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.

If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.

If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.

Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.”
A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)

(via gloomymaggot)


lolingpancreas:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

That’s so (actually ducks are fowl) cute!

lolingpancreas:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

That’s so (actually ducks are fowl) cute!

(via cocaine-and-insulin)



snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via br0nxy)


May 19

inlovewithitalianfood:

you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible 

it’s like the tumblr version of russian roulette 

(via thisboythatgirl)


derpghost:


Tea party protest signs translated (via)

derpghost:

Tea party protest signs translated (via)

(via retoocym)


(via cranbarrier)


grymshaw:

i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)


plaidcushion:

Today i saw a bench that looked like it was supposed to be a really cool art piece but on further inspection had just been hit by a car

(via chrybo)


gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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(via tastefullyoffensive)



feistily:

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

(via xigheart)


(via blueskyes115)


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