dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

(Reblogged from kanyesgoldenbutthole)

urtube:

sluttyoliveoil:

lliampayne:

one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”

one time on my cup they wrote “you made this up for notes”

image

(Source: musicalbeds)

(Reblogged from alltimebaracat)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(Reblogged from this--too--shall--pass)
(Reblogged from mourningteleportation)
ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Reblogged from ganjabeauty)
(Reblogged from zackisontumblr)
  • Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
  • Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I also think I got hotter.
(Reblogged from ericrileyy)
(Reblogged from pdlcomics)

camwichcabello:

it didnt work so well for me

(Source: laurengaybello)

(Reblogged from samymae)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(Reblogged from cupofwilson)

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

(Reblogged from kanyesgoldenbutthole)
"Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice" was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost would appear in the world of the living if anyone said his name three times. So, sure enough, on the third mention by a Community character, this guy appears in the background for exactly two seconds. They patiently waited three years to reach that punchline."

(Source: depression-and-movies)

(Reblogged from cupofwilson)

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

(Reblogged from cupofwilson)
(Reblogged from cupofwilson)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(Reblogged from catsandwich)